i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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