I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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