is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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