i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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