He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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