My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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