it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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