5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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