I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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