I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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