You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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