4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
