why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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