is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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