We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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