Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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