They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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