She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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