His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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