This is not my ceiling
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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