their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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