hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
