oh god the rape fog is back!
My Higher Power is John Stamos
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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