Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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