yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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