I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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