And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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