Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
So squirting runs in the family.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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