i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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