We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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