i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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