On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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