HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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