I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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