he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
