We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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