so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
now i know why i became what i already was.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Who died my cat blue again?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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