If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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