Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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