i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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