Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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