the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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