I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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