And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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