5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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