Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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