Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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