You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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