So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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