You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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