You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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